Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Happy Dress Like a Slut Day

I posted this last year but hey its that time of the year again....

Halloween is a holiday that I've never been a huge fan of. As of lately though it has managed to re-brand itself. Halloween isn't just for the kids anymore. Its fun, forget the liquorice, have some liquor instead. And best of all, the costumes. Pirates are fun, be a pirate. Or better yet, be a slutty pirate. All you have to do is take an ordinary Pirate costume and than cut 75% of the material off. Or better yet, just wear your underwear and ad a tail, after all its Slutoween, I mean um its Halloween. Now of course no one would regularly wear their underwear to a party (at least most people wouldn't) but this is as good of an excuse as any to show everyone what God gave you. I can't wait until Christmas parties get re-branded. Make way for the half naked Santa, underwear model Elves and of course, everyones favorite, the Virgin Mary.

8 comments:

Darth Mom said...
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Darth Mom said...

You said you were going to win the costume contest at the Blast -- are you going as a slutty pirate? Just wondering because it would be embarrassing if we showed up in the same costume.

MaLady said...

love that photo...

nerves05 said...

This is to funny...
I haven't thought about dressing up that way.

Good idea...

Thanks for stoping by...

Take care :-)

Mitzy said...

It's true - it has become a who can be the slutiest...even for teenagers, which is really really sad. I was, though, totally planning on being a pirate. But my husband is going a giant whoppie cushion so I'm thinking of choosing something more in that vein... :) funny post!

sharpmj@email.uc.edu said...

How was the blast?

DanThoms said...

The Blast was awesome. I was amazed at how well done it was. This was a first class event all the way and there were tons of kids who went through it.

elektra said...

hhahahah this is hillarious!
i had almost this exact conversation with my brother and his friends over sluto.. i mean halloween