Saturday, November 22, 2008

Slim Down with Dan

The other day someone told me that they were curious as to what kind of food I had in my freezer. My slim (but manly) figure is no doubt a product of my strictly regimented diet. So, here are some pictures of what I have in my freezer, on my counter and in my cabinets.

In my freezer we have 17 pizzas, 19 microwave meals, pizza rolls, sausages, lot of ice cream and a bunch of other ultra healthy all organic food products. My counter contains a 100 box of Slim Jims, a 48 pack of Andy Capps Hot Fries, a 45 variety pack of cookies and crackers and a few dozen pickled sausages. My counter contains around 16,530 calories of pure energy, grrrr. There would be a lot more energy but my 100 pack of Slim Jims is down to 25%. My cabinets have a good variety of candy, sauerkraut, hot dog chili and corn beef hash.

So, now you know the secret to my slim (but manly) figure.
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6 comments:

melanie said...

Did you get all that candy half off?

I think I saw a can of hominy in there. That is sort of healthy...

This post, I like.

If I make tofu for you, will you try it?

MaLady said...

If I stuck to the canned sauerkraut I would most likely end up with a similarly slim, (but not manly) figure.

May I tempt you with the tender, slow-cooked homemade pintos and rice I am serving my family? yummmy!

Darth Mom said...

I've gained weight just looking at those pictures. Are those potatoes in a CAN? I didn't even know they made potatoes in a can!

Reverb said...

Something is wrong with you.

Just now, at this very moment, I've realized that if I continue to feed you real food each Monday...there's a good chance I'll know you for the rest of my life.

Steve said...

Now you know when my mom had all those sausages no one was going to eat, I immediately said, "I'll take them, my friend Dan will eat anything."

BFOP said...

Oh Dan. How good that all looks right now. Package it and send it over!