Thursday, December 29, 2011

A Yuppies Guide to Rap Music (A top 10 list of Rap Music Themes)

Many of you have by now probably heard of a new musical style known as "the rap music." As I am sure that none of you are interested in listening to said music I have taken it upon myself to share with you a little about this emerging genre. The following is a list of the most common themes found in said "rap music." I hope that you find this list as helpful as I did when relating to those in the "ghetto" culture.

10. Their relationships with Friends and Family
9. Acts of civil disobedience
8. Illegal substances such as "the weed"
7. Having fun at a friend's house or a local establishment
6. Their favorite color of rag (as to what they do with these rags still remains a mystery to us)
5. Diversifying their investments in things such as automobiles and precious metals
4. Drinks made of Alcohol and the many ways by which to consume them
3. Entrepreneurship, the act of making "the Benjamins"
2.Their Female associates and the many activities that they participate in
1. Their current and past position on the socioeconomic ladder and their many feelings relating to such

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