Sunday, August 9, 2009

Old Lady with a Mowhawk

Have you ever seen an old lady with a mowhawk, a homeless man with a louis vuitton purse, a baby drinking a wine cooler, or a dog with pierced ears? These thing are not normal. Old ladies are normal, mowhawks aren't incredibly rare. However, seeing both togehter is bizare.

When I ride my new bike people look at me like an old lady with a mowhawk. My bike is a normal road bike and I'm a regular westsider. However, people who ride road bike usualy wear spandex shorts and pointy helmets. I wear jean shorts and a t-shirt. Two regualr things that, in most peoples minds, just don't fit. I had one guy slow down today just to look at me. Well, you can stare all you want because, as sexy as it may look, I'm not wearing spandex shorts!

5 comments:

Josh Emerson said...

haha!

Nick Calcara said...

You should wear the green SuperDan hat and spandex shorts while riding. They would go good together, and you would probably go a lot faster.

Kelly said...

LOL!!!!!!!!

Francy said...

I think they're just jealous of your beautiful hair blowing in the wind as you speed by.

Michael Joseph Sharp said...

"and I'm a regular westsider," you say?

In all seriousness, nice job Sunday. Good stuff.