Sunday, October 3, 2010

Recipe for Pain

I don't normally post recipes on my blog. That really seems like a topic better left to the experts. People like Ryan However, I decided to make an exception this one time.

Pain Sandwich

You will need
2 Italian Sausages
6 Pieces of bread
3 Tablespoons of Canola Oil
1 Large Onion sliced
1 Green Bell Pepper sliced
1 Red Pepper sliced
1 Serrano Pepper
2 Jalapeno Peppers sliced
2 Habanero Peppers chopped

Take all of that stuff and fry it up. Ok, wait don't fry the bread but fry everything else. Then put all of that stuff on the bread wait an hour or two and then keel over in pain.

I ate two of these sandwiches on Friday and felt like death afterwords. I was laying on the couch watching tv curled up in pain. And then on Friday I was hungry, I had leftovers, so I did it again. Strangely enough this time it was also torturous afterwords. The burning of my stomachs lining was hard to ignore. And here I am again today, on Sunday, thinking that I would like to try just one more sandwich. I know it's a terrible idea but it just taste so good.


Francy said...

You are hilarious! Although I know you aren't going to read this anytime soon since you'll be curled up in pain for the next few hours. Maybe you're also stupid...

Kelly said...

Oh Dan, you make me laugh. The sandwich does sound good, although the after affects I could do without. Um maybe back off on the peppers/ Just a thought. And, please don't bring this as a snack during Thrive. Just sayin :)

Unknown said...

Dan... you're awesome.

Karen said...

Not sure if it would give me pain, but I would be belching and taking lots of antacids for the entire week.

Not Too Old said...

Proof that God watches over fools.

Anonymous said...

You are a wimp.