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Friday, April 15, 2011

This is one of my all time favorite stand up comedy routines.

DanThoms: ☺ Skydive
☺ Go skiing
☺ Buy a motorcycle
☺ Buy a house
⁫⁫□ Bungee-Jump
☺ Finish remodeling my bathroom
☺ Read 2 full books a year (yea I know, I don't read much)
⁫⁫□ Wife
⁫⁫□ Visit Africa
⁫⁫□ Visit South America
☺ Eat a new type of meat
☺ Create a youtube video with over 10,000 hits
⁫⁫□ Have kids
⁫⁫□ Have some of my comics or illustrations published
☺ Go rock climbing
☺ Increase giving
⁫⁫□ Read the New Testament twice this year
⁫⁫□ Pick up 20 more hitchhikers
⁫⁫□ Keep my car clean
⁫⁫□ Ride a bull
☺ Have party at my house
☺ Preach at my home church
⁫⁫□ Eat 2 pieces of fruit a week (hey don't judge me)
⁫⁫□ Break a world Record
⁫⁫□ Grill out more often
⁫⁫□ Be in a movie
☺ Plant a garden
⁫⁫□ Use my reusable shopping bag more often
⁫⁫□ Ride a 4-wheeler
☺ Do the Polar bear plunge
⁫⁫□ See the Indian mounds
☺ Bring 12 new people into my church this year
☺ Stop making fun of the French
⁫⁫□ Ride and Ostrich
⁫⁫□ Challenge an Olympic athlete to a game of Paper Rock Scissors

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