In my freezer we have 17 pizzas, 19 microwave meals, pizza rolls, sausages, lot of ice cream and a bunch of other ultra healthy all organic food products. My counter contains a 100 box of Slim Jims, a 48 pack of Andy Capps Hot Fries, a 45 variety pack of cookies and crackers and a few dozen pickled sausages. My counter contains around 16,530 calories of pure energy, grrrr. There would be a lot more energy but my 100 pack of Slim Jims is down to 25%. My cabinets have a good variety of candy, sauerkraut, hot dog chili and corn beef hash.
So, now you know the secret to my slim (but manly) figure.
Did you get all that candy half off?
ReplyDeleteI think I saw a can of hominy in there. That is sort of healthy...
This post, I like.
If I make tofu for you, will you try it?
If I stuck to the canned sauerkraut I would most likely end up with a similarly slim, (but not manly) figure.
ReplyDeleteMay I tempt you with the tender, slow-cooked homemade pintos and rice I am serving my family? yummmy!
I've gained weight just looking at those pictures. Are those potatoes in a CAN? I didn't even know they made potatoes in a can!
ReplyDeleteSomething is wrong with you.
ReplyDeleteJust now, at this very moment, I've realized that if I continue to feed you real food each Monday...there's a good chance I'll know you for the rest of my life.
Now you know when my mom had all those sausages no one was going to eat, I immediately said, "I'll take them, my friend Dan will eat anything."
ReplyDeleteOh Dan. How good that all looks right now. Package it and send it over!
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