How do mood rings work? Well, there are crystals in them that react to body heat and therefor change color. Why pray tell is this pertinent information? Well you see, I am the proud owner of a mood ring. I bought it off of a kid who had a bag of them at church. It was a dollar and I didn't even have to talk him down. He was just a child so I refrained from using my flea market negotiation skills. I try not to exercise that particular skill set at church.
The funny thing is, the mood ring seems to be pretty accurate. What I've discovered, however, is rather unsettling. I apparently only have 3 emotions and two of them are practically the same. I am always either normal (blue), relaxed (purple) or stressed (gray). What happened to all of my other emotions? I'm pretty sure that there are some missing between relaxed and stressed. I have been told in the past that my expression of excitement is rather weak. Perhaps I don't even possess that emotion. That means that the people who said that to me were being discriminatory against me. There should be some sort of governmental compensation for my emotional disability. I think I'll look into that. Oh, and the title, it was just catchy. I probably don't even possess the emotion of hate.
The fact that your mood ring is still alive means one thing to me:
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