Halloween is a holiday that I've never been a huge fan of. As of lately though it has managed to re-brand itself. Halloween isn't just for the kids anymore. Its fun, forget the liquorice, have some liquor instead. And best of all, the costumes. Pirates are fun, be a pirate. Or better yet, be a slutty pirate. All you have to do is take an ordinary Pirate costume and than cut 75% of the material off. Or better yet, just wear your underwear and ad a tail, after all its Slutoween, I mean um its Halloween. Now of course no one would regularly wear their underwear to a party (at least most people wouldn't) but this is as good of an excuse as any to show everyone what God gave you. I can't wait until Christmas parties get re-branded. Make way for the half naked Santa, underwear model Elves and of course, everyones favorite, the Virgin Mary.
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ReplyDeleteYou said you were going to win the costume contest at the Blast -- are you going as a slutty pirate? Just wondering because it would be embarrassing if we showed up in the same costume.
ReplyDeletelove that photo...
ReplyDeleteThis is to funny...
ReplyDeleteI haven't thought about dressing up that way.
Good idea...
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It's true - it has become a who can be the slutiest...even for teenagers, which is really really sad. I was, though, totally planning on being a pirate. But my husband is going a giant whoppie cushion so I'm thinking of choosing something more in that vein... :) funny post!
ReplyDeleteHow was the blast?
ReplyDeleteThe Blast was awesome. I was amazed at how well done it was. This was a first class event all the way and there were tons of kids who went through it.
ReplyDeletehhahahah this is hillarious!
ReplyDeletei had almost this exact conversation with my brother and his friends over sluto.. i mean halloween