Insight from Saturday Night
- I don't know how old I look but I didn't get IDed at the bar.
- The later it gets, the drunker people get, the better they dance.
*correction, the more they dance
- I can't dance. If you take be by the arm I will come with you and move slightly but it hardly qualifies as dancing.
- I saw a group of about dozen girls wearing pink wigs. Is this considered normal behavior in Kentucky?
- If I drank (which I don't)I would probably dance more because I would fail to know how terrible I am.
- A girl named Britney and her boyfriend sat down next to me. Britney was a bit inebriated. She kept introducing me to her friends. I shook hands with one girl and she told me that I needed a firmer handshake or as she put it, "do it like a man." Burn. Drunk chick one Dan zero.
- There was a biker guy who thought he knew me. I think he was wrong.
- Daniele does not like me to cross my arms or cough on my hands. I coughing on your arm really the proper way to do it?
- Out of the hundreds of people that I saw I was the only person wearing a yellow t-shirt and I was only one of two people wearing the color yellow. What do people have against the color yellow?
- If you are a decent cover band who regularly plays at a popular local bar you will get groupie chicks. They won't all be good looking and they won't all be sober but they will be your groupies none the less.
- Most German girls are mean. (This is not my theory it's just what I was told)
- Water is free.